What is wrong with this picture?

If you're wondering, this is Logan's toy box. Well, one of them - the kid has way too many toys. I was tidying his room in preparation for nap time today and glanced in. All seems in order, right? Toy camel, peg pounder thingy, baby doctor kit, toy truck, PVC pipe, Elmo doll... PVC pipe???

Who knows? I think he swiped it from my sewing room when I was making my dressform. I just hope we don't end up a made for TV movie where all the neighbors say, "He was such a nice boy..."
And just in case you haven't had enough cuteness in your day today - Myra is posing just for you.